i wrote a post yesterday and until today it is not posted yet. blogger is so pro. anyway. my fiftieth post. so i am going to write about the BIG WHITE WHALE. it is a very rare creature. very damn rare. can only be found in a place where very little people know. i can't tell you where or else it will be known to many people. okay. you might think that a whale has a big eye, or have big eyes. actually it is not true. if you look at it proportionally, a creature as big as the BIG WHITE WHALE and has eyes the size of human heads, we can conclude that the eye, or eyes are very small. so if you were to equalise the BIG WHITE WHALE with humans, the eyeballs will be just a raisin on the fat white face. so here's a fact about the BIG WHITE WHALE. second fact. the BIG WHITE WHALE has a real fat and pudgy face. that is due to the tonnes and tonnes of baleen in it's mouth which it uses to filter krill. although it is so big sized, the BIG WHITE WHALE usually eats small creatures like krill. it is always on a diet because it feels that it is too fat. but in fact, it is really damn freaky fat. so if you see a BIG WHITE WHALE, please do not be within 2km radius of it. it might crush you when it breathes. actually, it is the layers of fat it has. the expansion of the lungs will push the fats up to a distance to 2km. so beware! fact number three. although the BIG WHITE WHALE eats krill, pieces of fish might occasionally get stuck in it mouth. however, instead of letting it free, the BIG WHITE WHALE will eat the fish down, RAW! sick, but not to the BIG WHITE WHALE. the BIG WHITE WHALE loves raw fishes. therefore we can always see fishes swimming miles away from the BIG WHITE WHALE. smart fishes. there are much more facts about the BIG WHITE WHALE, but there is not enough space. so i'll stop here. the end. any resemblance in this post to any person in the world, either living or dead or fat or thin, is purely confidential. i will not say o reveal the identity and whereabouts of the BIG WHITE WHALE, unless you bribe me, with of course a great amount of money. if you can't, then forget about knowing more about the BIG WHITE WHALE. end. this is the real end. you can start asking me about the BIG WHITE WHALE now. bye. crap the next time. and the BIG WHITE WHALE sucks. it is bad. and fat. and evil. beware.