Monday, September 20, 2004 @ 17:16
number sixty-one
as many of you might have expected, i am now going to post about the wonderful captain's ball game we had with 1B today during P.E.
the sun was shining brightly. after some minutes of negotiating the munber of members for each team with the P.E. teacher of 1B, we finally decided on the munber of player on 5 versus 30. 5 from our class, sec 2A. the game began.
the first two points were scored by 1B. but after their short moment of complacent celebration of two-minuts victory, we countered with 2 points of our qwn. things got sour now. please remember that 5 of us are playing against THIRTY people.
the fouling started. the captain's ball match became a basketball match. a loser gay from 1B was taking the ball and running across the field. pro. foul isn't it? we called it a foul. and the sec 1 kids started complaining. complaining about "what foul, where got foul?". at my postion of defender, i could hear many of the 1B sluts and bitches talking crap and bad-mouthing our players. this was forgivable.
talking about sluts and bitches, i can't help but to remember a whore whom i saw. she was also a councillor. her name? should i tell? clues then. big clue one: she is from 1B. big clue two: she is in publicity. big clue three: she has a surname of "tan". guess. you'll get it correct. so back to the true-life account. the whore was flashing her horrendously disgusting face in front of me and i could not see the whole court as her two front bugs-bunny tooth that i swore she did not brush for 20 weeks, was blocking my view. seriously. it was like protuding right out of her grotesque head. damn. 1B scored. and then she was jumping and screaming, killing millions of bacteria under her feet. after a few minutes, she was laming with her fellow slut. guess what she said? "eh, let's distract im by saying council rocks! yay! council rocks! then he'll become so engrossed in saying council rocks that he will not concentrate on defending!" of course she said this in very bad chinese, with a gross aunty-accent. and her partner was jumping with joy to this. and of course the "he" referred to me. i was so stunned. hello?!?! do i care if council rocks?!?! please. and she was repeating the phrase and waving her hands about in a very brynner-fashion. ah-ha! big clue number four: she is from EDC. so i am not surprised where she got her homo-ness form. it must be the Great Lord of all Homosexuals and Ah-Guas : Mr B. Loke. i'm not surprised.
now i move on the the climax of the game. before i mention that, let me tell you this. in this paragraph, there are three main NCC characters, me, a short red-lipped boy called jimmy and a fat pudgy guy called johnathan. and there's also the big teeth whore and her friend whom i will call Ugly. ok. so we were playing. and johnathan was playing damn rough. rough as in kicking opponents' crotch, pulling their shirt, kicking, pushing etc. so i warned him to behave himself of he will get it when we take over. then the red-lipped jimmy came and said "aiya, still long la. you all wait okay?" his gayness was forgived on the behalf of his relation to NCC. and then Ugly had to come and be a
kaypo. she was innocent, until that black hole in her face opened. she said" aiya, NCC not important one la." the two lackies then said "ya!". so i asked them "is NCC more important of 1B more important." before my NCC-mates could answer, Ugly opened her mouth and said "aiya, of course is 1B right?! NCC not important. 1B better la!" and the two losers agreed. BOOM! she hit the red button. streams of foul language flowed out of my mouth like rivers of vile. i slammed her for spreading propaganda to influence my NCC people, slammed her for spreading unright "theories". and this lasted for a total of about 2 minutes. the game was paused and all gathered to witness this telling-off. after i pelted them with the bullets of wrath, Ugly was silent. red-eyed. Big tooth led her away. and the silence was shattered by jimmy. he said "aiya. it's just a game what." hello?! who was the gay who kept running around fouling my men and not his own?! what the hell, what a bunch of losers. kids. loser kids.
the game ended soon. we defeated the class of bitches and bastards. sweet sweet victory. ole.
what i was pissed off is by the boldness of our juniors. how dare they scold their seniors like that. well, all i can say that when we take over. it will be hell and hell and more hell for the part-alpha this year. especially those who show no respect to us.
so 1B withdrew in tears and swears. do we care? not at all. haha. you've all picked the wrong person to mess with, kids.
respect. let me warn any juniors who stumble upon this blog. you all better show your seniors some bloody respect, or else we will treat you like shit on the ground, you hear?
so come on, tell me.