Saturday, October 30, 2004 @ 20:03
number seventy-seven
five ways to really really REALLY piss/annoy people. (This has been made possible after a few days of Chee Keen's presence)
1)Most important. Look like a real IDIOT. not born-with-an-idiot-looks but an idiotic expression. a face that make people want to smack you so hard that you bleed to death.
2)Ask real stupid questions. Like what does the "S" in bowling stands for. Or "Where is the toilet" when the toilet is right in front of you.
3) When your stupid question is answered, argue back by saying that the person is wrong and that he or she is lying to you. And make the idiotic look.
4)When walking, give your bag to another person and ask he or she to carry it for you. When the person says no, push the bag to he or she and insist that he or she carries it. Do this lots of times. With the idiotic look.
5)When the person starts to get pissed, continue doing what you are doing. Make the person more pissed and only stop if you get punched. Or you may carry on.
These steps should only be done under the supervision of Chee Keen. Any attempt to do these steps alone might result in serious injury.
Good luck.
so come on, tell me.