Saturday, November 27, 2004 @ 17:15
PLATOON BRAVO CAMP 2004 (part 1)
good day. part-b camp is over. cannot use finally. because i seriously still want some more torture. i turn sadist already. but here's whatever that happened during the last four days and three nights. the things that happened in school/hell.
day one. book in. come to school at 0700 and everybody fall-in already. larre there scolding some guy. the run to fall-in. put on beret that time, the dear khoo say yien did a pro thing, he never bring beret. what a move. part-b camp without beret. so he took taxi home and took it. pro. even before the swearing in, we already kena 300+ pumping already, all done. w00t. but the day is still young.
then afterwards we had pasar malam. not funny. i run halfway my blister burst. then when i checked it my socks was like soaked. with pus. then we just take our things out and threw tham on the floor. lip tat's 7 - 8 pairs of underwear was staring at my face.
book-in. nothing much. just chiong-ing here and there. pt was next. and it was slack. really. it wasn't as tough as i expected it to be. three rounds around the field in long 4. and the i/c was sprinting or something. well done. all the men lag behind until cannot see them. tong wei also said that it was slack. but there was already so many people who reported sick due to back sprain, dehydration blah blah blah, that we resorted to doing shuttle run for pt. w00t. surely very difficult.
i forgot what's after pt. so i'll skip to dinner. where samuel thought up some very lame crap food cheer. mr chua had a talk later on. but before he did so he showed us a even more lame crappier video about an alien being squashed by a disco ball while singing "i will survive". then later he talk about leadership. quote of the speech: " if you think leadership is bullshit, then leadership is bullshit." but the talk was good. it helped in the later days to come. mr yeow came after ccp left. he fed us lao hong biscuits. which he says are "better than oreo and khong guan". got a mr-yeow-biscuit-cheer some more.
w00t. then came the fun part. bunk inspection. wen yong kena OIC. then ming wei talk nice nice to him until he cried. ming wei is pro. like got aura around him. you might see him as a nice guy type of person. but he can nice guy you until you crumble to dust inside. power. then wen yong pump for us. and a lot of things not standardised. knew it. so later go sleep. sleep nice nice. our rifle/wife put in the middle of our bed. then kelvin tan go climb under the table and steal. not bad la. zhi ming saw him but he was blur.
amazing rifle/wife losing techniques. you could follow lip tat. go carry somebody else's rifle/wife when you are sleeping. lip tat slept with alan's wife. what a move. so end up alan's wife kena stolen. or you could follow ganda, just kick it onto the floor and don't give a damn. chin meng is also quite pro. with the rifle/wife nestled tightly between you arms, how do you get it out? simple, just shake chin meng, and the arms will open automatically. w00t. wei sheng was like laughing like mad.
but tomorrow is a brand new day. who knows what we might have to go through. stay tuned.
so come on, tell me.