Wednesday, December 29, 2004 @ 09:55
number one hundred and two
to the councillors and all the yellow-shirt sec one noobs, you all are all welcomed. welcomed for NOT thanking us after we moved 36 (or 42? i forgot) canteen tables, 93 canteen benches from the canteen to the parade square and arranged then in the rain while listening to jazreel babble away like a mad chicken. welcome. ncc, always here to help. we should just set up a sai kang platoon and call upon the power of sai kang to handle any moving of tables, chairs and other things. wtf, so much for gratitude.
w00t. lip tat might join me in the quit-council list. lol. but looks like mr chua don't allow that. and surely he will allow me to quit so easily. i don't think so too. damn it. the most be senior member.
what do you do when you see a bench travelling at a rapid speed towards you?
(a) you get the hell out of the way and don't get killed.
(b) you stay at the spot like an idiotic goondu and get killed.
(c) you go tickle a person in his butt and make duck noises.
if you chose (a), it means that you are a normal person and have no brain problems or whatsoever.
if you chose (b), it means that you are a sec one boy/girl, a sec one in 2005 from anglican high school.
if you chose (c), it would be wise to lock yourself up and keep away from other humans as you might harm them due to your mental instability.
airborne. the place where i want to go. but before i carry that parachute on my back and jump off a plane, i have to pass these test:
- do 30 push-ups within one minute....................with a 15kg full-pack.
-do 8 vertical pull-ups within one minute....................with a 15kg full-pack.
-run 2.4km within 9 minutes....................(you guessed it) with a 15kg full-pack.
the good news is, i have one year to train.
airborne.
so come on, tell me.